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Boxes of 3, 6 & 12 !!!!

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk  by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-fact replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.'' Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, ' Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high  schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.' Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a  12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

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Mad Cow

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself."

Indian way of doing Business

Indian way of doing Business

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
in D.C.  One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third from
China.

They go with a White House officer to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I
figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, " $ 2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and
we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

Done!" replies the government official.

sardar jokes..........

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it
o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night
when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light is
not
needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other
to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and
cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says,
"chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion.. .... ...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut -
it
becomes deaf......" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.
......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam
the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in
the
essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS

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