Marwadi at its best

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya? S.K: 1 Rs. Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Marwadi on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ??? Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Marwadi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Ghusse se poocha : mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".. Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do...... Acha likho....... ......... .. Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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Boxes of 3, 6 & 12 !!!!

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk  by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-fact replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.'' Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, ' Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high  schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.' Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a  12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

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Mad Cow

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself."

Indian way of doing Business

Indian way of doing Business

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
in D.C.  One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third from
China.

They go with a White House officer to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I
figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my
team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
White House official and whispers, " $ 2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and
we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

Done!" replies the government official.