Car sales

1 car ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ......
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare  me aisa kya hai?
Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai.
Husband:1crore........!!!! 

Guju jokes

GUJRATI SMS

Wife-:
Som warey Shopping

Mangal warey Parlor

Budh warey Farva

Guru warey Jamva

Shukar warey Movie jova

Anney
Shani warey Picnic


Husband-:
Ravi warey Mandir

Wife-:
Kem...???

Husband-:
Bheekh Mangva...!!!

Bhikari

Bhikari: Saahab 10 rupaye do, chai peeni hai.
Saahab: lekin, chai toh 5 rupaye ki milti h.
Bhikari: Saahab, girlfriend bhi piyegi
Saahab: wah! Bhikari ne girlfriend bana liya
Bhikari: Nahi saahab, girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya 🐊

Breast sugery

Marriage

Maths questn:

'x' married 'z' twice his age,
left her &
now married 'y' 1/2 his age.

Wat's the age of 'x'?

Student wrote: I don't know the answer, but ' x ' is surely
SAIF ALI KHAN !! ;) =))