Time to listen to women

Apple has today announced the development of a chip that can be implanted into a womans breast and play music. The i-Tit will cost $99.95 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them......!;)

Santa banta

.... The killer one

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !

Car sales

1 car ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ......
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare  me aisa kya hai?
Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai.
Husband:1crore........!!!! 

Guju jokes

GUJRATI SMS

Wife-:
Som warey Shopping

Mangal warey Parlor

Budh warey Farva

Guru warey Jamva

Shukar warey Movie jova

Anney
Shani warey Picnic


Husband-:
Ravi warey Mandir

Wife-:
Kem...???

Husband-:
Bheekh Mangva...!!!

Bhikari

Bhikari: Saahab 10 rupaye do, chai peeni hai.
Saahab: lekin, chai toh 5 rupaye ki milti h.
Bhikari: Saahab, girlfriend bhi piyegi
Saahab: wah! Bhikari ne girlfriend bana liya
Bhikari: Nahi saahab, girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya 🐊