Beauty of ENGLISH....
Ever Noticed how Deleting 1 word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an Example
"Oh John plz don't touch me at all.!"
"Oh John plz don't touch me at.!"
"Oh John plz don't touch me.!"
"Oh John plz don't touch.!"
"Oh John plz don't..!"
"Oh John plz.!"
"Oh John.!"
"Ohhhh.!"...;) (y)
Friday, March 22, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Man and wife
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband.
Golf balls
The cow and the golf ball
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife: 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
I don't remember much after that"
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife: 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
I don't remember much after that"
Time to listen to women
Apple has today announced the development of a chip that can be implanted into a womans breast and play music. The i-Tit will cost $99.95 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them......!;)
Santa banta
.... The killer one
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!
Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !
Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!
Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !
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