Father of my kids...

I think you are the FATHER of one of my kids....
Man - Oh my GOD !!
R u Mrs Gupta ?
R u Mrs Sharma ?
R u Mrs Chopra ?
......Lady in Total confusion......
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No, Sir i am the class teacher of UR SON :)

Chines company in India

Mr Chong Chu from China and Mr Mao Tiya from Taiwan came to India to do business. They studied the market, the location and overall viability. All studies showed it would be a flourishing business........
They invested Millions of dollars in setting it up.
Now they have no business and are wondering what went wrong????......??

They named their firm - CHU TIYA & Co.

3 tough mice...

‎3 mice in a pub having debating about who is the hardest mouse.

1st mouse says, "I am, I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room"

2nd mouse says: "Oh yeah!? I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it!"

3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, "Where are you going?" ask the other two. "Home to F**K the Cat !!"

Every man's favourite ATM!

The Parking Space

A man was driving down a street to attend an important meeting. 

Try as he might, he could not find a parking spot. Desperately, he looked up towards heaven and said, "Lord, have pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking."

Miraculously, a parking space appeared. 

The man looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."