Crash Land

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Skeleton

THE ULTIMATE 1..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. =)) =)) =))

Women and Men

"It's really sad for a Woman to reach an age where Men consider her Charmless.

But it's worse for a Man to reach an age where Women consider him as Harmless."

The boss

A junior in office dialed his boss's extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min.
Boss Shouted: Do u knw whom u r talking 2?
Jr: No!
Boss: I'm D BOSS. >:O
Jr(in same tone) do u knw whom u r talking 2?
Boss: No!
J: THANK GOD (& disconected)

Moral : B cool..there's always way out

Quote of the day

Quote of the day :

"Learn to be happy with small things in life, because the big ones, are usually artificial."-

Pamela Anderson