Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Four Cats -------------!!...it is a nice one really... worth reading...anil

 

....dedicated to all them hard working, under appreciated/paid & much maligned government workers everywhere!




 

A Little humor to brighten your day. It did mine.




The Four Cats�




Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.�




The first man was an Engineer,�
The second man was an Accountant,�
The third man was a Chemist, and�
The fourth man was a Government Employee.�




To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'�




T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.�




Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.�




But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,�
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'�




Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.�




Everyone agreed that was good.�




But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'�




Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.�




Everyone agreed that was pretty good.�




Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'�




The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'�




CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......�









Ate the cookies........�




Drank the milk.......�




S**t on the paper.......�





Screwed the other three cats.......�




Claimed he injured his back while doing so........�

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......�

Put in for Workers Compensation................and�




Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............�









AND THAT MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE�

�WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!





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