Monday, November 13, 2006

Hindi online radio stations!

Here is the list of online Hindi radio stations. Copy the URL in your media player and enjoy !!

RadioTarana-NewZealand ==> mms://l1.r2.co.nz/tarana-1

106.2 HUMFM - UAE ==> http://www.humfm.com/humfm.asx

RadioOfIndia - Bollywood ==> http://www.radioofindia.com/asf/bollywood.asx

RadioOfIndia - Bhajans ==> http://www.radioofindia.com/asf/bhajans.asx

RadioOfIndia - Classical ==> http://66.238.65.109/classical

DesiSoundz - India ==> http://desisoundz.com:8000

Sabras radio - UK ==> http://ct1.fast-serv.com:8744

Haagstad Radio - Holand ==> mms://81.205.146.32:21/haagstadradio

RadioTeenTaal - Paris ==> http://www.radioteentaal.com/masala128.wax

ApnaRadio - USA ==> http://www.apnaradio.com/live/media24/ApnaRadio.asx

BombayBeats FM ==> http://www.1.fm/player/energybbfm32k.asx

Punjabi Radio - UK ==> http://azul.streamguys.com/panjabradio?MSWMExt=.asf

Amrit Bani - UK ==> http://62.25.97.192/amritbani?MSWMExt=.asf

Yarr Radio - UK ==> mms://193.218.160.20/yaarradio

Sunrise FM - UK ==> http://62.25.96.7/sunrise

Radio XL - UK ==> http://www.vtuner.com/vTunerweb/mms/m3u13219.m3u

Asian Gold Radio - UK ==> http://62.25.96.7/asiangold

Asian Sound Radio - UK ==> http://www.vtuner.com/vtunerweb/mms/mms15278.asx

Sanskar Radio - UK ==> http://www.vtuner.com/vTunerweb/mms/m3u18290.m3u

Trishul 90.5 FM ==> http://www.vtuner.com/vtunerweb/mms/mms14734.asx

Radio Apni Awaz ==> mms://67.15.80.29/radioapniawaz

Radio India - Canada ==> mms://live.radioindiabroadcasting.com/liveradio

City 101.6 FM - Dubai ==> http://asx.abacast.com/arabian_radio-city-24.asx

DDLive Video - India ==> http://164.100.51.209/ddlive?MSWMExt=.asf

AajKal - Asian Network ==> http://stream.servstream.com/ViewWeb/BBCRadio_music/Event/BBCAsianNetwork_hi.asx

BBC News ==> http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/meta/tx/nb/live_news_au_nb.asx

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

First Date

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!

We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

> Five Surgeons

> Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded."

> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

> The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable."

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

One Liner......

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
you can't drink and drive?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Miser

There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and
was a real miser.

Just before he died he said to his wife, "When I die I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want to take my money
to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
died she would put all his money in the casket with him.

Well he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony just before they were ready to close the casket the
wife say, "Wait a minute!"

She had a box with her and she came over with the box and put it in the
casket.

The undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with your husband?"

The loyal wife replied, "Listen I'm a Christian I can't go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put the money in with him."

"You mean to tell me that you put all that money in the casket!"

"I sure did," said the wife, "I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote a cheque, if he can cash it he can spend it.

An Atheist

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.


"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"
he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards
him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His
heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped
and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of
him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to
strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!....."

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to
help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together
and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, Bless this food which I am about to receive..."

Acknowlegment

This site is meant to be for Jokes and Riddles, any statements made here are not towards any individual or group of individuals.

The aim of this site is merely to make you think or laugh as these are the best forms of putting you in better spirits.

Do accept my above thoughts with an open mind.

Thanks
Aidnani