At a particular moment in time, men and women die from various places throughout the world die and go to heaven to be judged.
God welcomes this new batch and decides to try his new experimental judgement trick on them.
He says, "I want all you humans to form two queues. One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I don't want any of you women talking to the men. I'm going to give you five minutes. I want all the women to go away right now. When I come back, I want to talk to the men alone."
When the women were gone, the Almighty returns to inspect the two lines. To his amazement, he sees that the line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long. But the line of men who dominated their women consists of only one solitary man.
God thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. You could all learn something from him!"
He beckons to the lone man. "My brave son, come and tell all these henpecked cuckolds how you managed to be the only one in this line."
The man looks round and swallows nervously. "I don't know sir, my wife told me to stand here."
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
At a particular moment in time, men and women die from various places throughout the world die and go to heaven to be judged.
God welcomes this new batch and decides to try his new experimental judgement trick on them.
He says, "I want all you humans to form two queues. One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I don't want any of you women talking to the men. I'm going to give you five minutes. I want all the women to go away right now. When I come back, I want to talk to the men alone."
When the women were gone, the Almighty returns to inspect the two lines. To his amazement, he sees that the line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long. But the line of men who dominated their women consists of only one solitary man.
God thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. You could all learn something from him!"
He beckons to the lone man. "My brave son, come and tell all these henpecked cuckolds how you managed to be the only one in this line."
The man looks round and swallows nervously. "I don't know sir, my wife told me to stand here."
God welcomes this new batch and decides to try his new experimental judgement trick on them.
He says, "I want all you humans to form two queues. One line is for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I don't want any of you women talking to the men. I'm going to give you five minutes. I want all the women to go away right now. When I come back, I want to talk to the men alone."
When the women were gone, the Almighty returns to inspect the two lines. To his amazement, he sees that the line for the men who were dominated by their women is a hundred miles long. But the line of men who dominated their women consists of only one solitary man.
God thunders, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. You could all learn something from him!"
He beckons to the lone man. "My brave son, come and tell all these henpecked cuckolds how you managed to be the only one in this line."
The man looks round and swallows nervously. "I don't know sir, my wife told me to stand here."
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