Marwadi at its best

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya? S.K: 1 Rs. Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Marwadi on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ??? Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Marwadi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Ghusse se poocha : mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".. Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do...... Acha likho....... ......... .. Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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