Fred and Mary got married but couldn''t afford a honeymoon, so they went back to Fred's mom and dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, got up and had his breakfast. As he was going out the door to go to school, he asked his mom if Fred and Mary were up yet.
"No," she replied,
"Do you know what I think?" Johnny asked.
His mom replied, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny came home for lunch and asked his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replied, "No."
Johnny said, "Do you know what I think?"
"Never mind what you think!" His mom replied. "Eat your lunch and go back to school!"
After school, Johnny came home and asked again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom said, "No."
He asked, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom sighed. "Okay, okay, tell me what you think."
Johnny said, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
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