Beer Drinking Session

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that
we don't need to drink
from the same one twice.'



The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks
his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
glass to pieces.

He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'



OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Pakistani and
Bangladeshi.
He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and
Bangladeshi that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice.'



Balle balle !!!!