Unused car!

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

They looked like they were dressed in their Sunday best. They smiled sweetly as the patrolman approached them.

The patrolman asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no!' said one little old lady, patting her hair. 'We bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away?'

'We can't drive,' said the other little old lady, her cheeks flushing pink.

Then why did you buy it?'

The two little old ladies looked at each other in excitement.

'We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed. We've been sitting here all evening."