The Lucky Frog

A couple of weekends ago, I went  out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green.

I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit. 9 iron."

I looked around and didn't see anyone but the frog. As I looked doubtfully at it, I the creature opened its mouth again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

"You think you can teach me my game?" I asked.

The frog stared balefully at me. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

I looked at the frog and decided to prove this it wrong. I put the club away and grabbed a 9 iron. 

Boom!  I hit it the ball  ten inches from the cup.

I was shocked. I turned to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replied, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?" I asked. 

"Ribbit, 3 wood."

I took out a 3 wood, and - boom! A hole in one. I was speechless.

By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life. I asked the frog, "Okay, where to next?"

The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

We went to Las Vegas and I said, "Okay frog, now what?" 

The frog said, "Ribbit. Roulette." 

Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked the frog, "What do you think I  should bet?" 

The frog replied, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." 

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game I figured...what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash came sliding back across the table towards me.

I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." 

The frog replied,"Ribbit. Kiss me."

I figured why not, since after all the frog had done for me, it deserved this small favour.

I leaned forward, and with a kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous girl!

...and that is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin. So help me God, or my name is not Tiger Woods!"