Friday Funny....... The Cowboy!

--- The   Cowboy!   A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted  wife. She  was a very good-looking  woman and determined to  keep the ranch, but knew very little about   ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch   hand. Two  cowboys applied for the  job. One was gay and the  other a drunk. She thought long and hard  about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire  the gay guy,  figuring it would be safer to have  him around the house than the drunk. He  proved to be a hard worker  who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For   weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was  doing very well. Then  one day, the rancher's  widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the   ranch looks great You should go into town and  kick up your heels.'   The  hired hand readily agreed  and went into town one Saturday  night. One  o'clock came, however, and  he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned   around two-thirty, and upon entering the room,  he found the rancher's  widow sitting by the  fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for   him.. She  quietly called him over to   her. 'Unbutton  my blouse and take it  off,' she said.   Trembling, he did as she   directed. 'Now  take off my  boots.' He did as she asked, ever so   slowly. 'Now   take off my stockings.' He removed each gently  and placed them neatly  by her  boots. 'Now  take off my  skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it,  constantly watching her eyes  in the fire   light. 'Now  take off my  bra.' Again, with trembling hands,  he did as he was told and  dropped it to the   floor.. Then  she looked at him and  said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'