A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks. "Which do you want, son? "
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" says the barber, grinning. "That kid never learns! "
Later, as the customer is leaving, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
He calls to him. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks. "Which do you want, son? "
The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" says the barber, grinning. "That kid never learns! "
Later, as the customer is leaving, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
He calls to him. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
"Sure," the kid says.
"Why did you take the two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"
The boy licks his cone and replies, "Because the day I take the five rupee coin, the game's over."
"Why did you take the two one rupee coins instead of the five rupee coin?"
The boy licks his cone and replies, "Because the day I take the five rupee coin, the game's over."
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