3 tough mice...

‎3 mice in a pub having debating about who is the hardest mouse.

1st mouse says, "I am, I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room"

2nd mouse says: "Oh yeah!? I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it!"

3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, "Where are you going?" ask the other two. "Home to F**K the Cat !!"