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Sardar: Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utaruga.
Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho.

Srdar: Mood ki aisi ki tesi, bahut tight hai, subah galti se pehen li thi..


Plane catches fire, there r 2 parachutes
Santa & Banta take 1 each
Santa: "What abt the air hostess?"
Banta: "F*** her!"

Santa: "Sach bol, itna time hai kya?"



 WIFE drinking WHISKEY,to her husband "TUM kaun ho?"
 Husband-Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai Bhaisaab".:p


Gabbar Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi

Nurse: Q mar rahi ho?

Maa boli manhos jab se paida hua hy 1 hee bat puch raha hy
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"KITNE AADMI THAY"
Sent from BlackBerry® on Airtel

Father of my kids...

I think you are the FATHER of one of my kids....
Man - Oh my GOD !!
R u Mrs Gupta ?
R u Mrs Sharma ?
R u Mrs Chopra ?
......Lady in Total confusion......
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No, Sir i am the class teacher of UR SON :)

Chines company in India

Mr Chong Chu from China and Mr Mao Tiya from Taiwan came to India to do business. They studied the market, the location and overall viability. All studies showed it would be a flourishing business........
They invested Millions of dollars in setting it up.
Now they have no business and are wondering what went wrong????......??

They named their firm - CHU TIYA & Co.