Sardar: Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utaruga.
Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho.
Srdar: Mood ki aisi ki tesi, bahut tight hai, subah galti se pehen li thi..
Plane catches fire, there r 2 parachutes
Santa & Banta take 1 each
Santa: "What abt the air hostess?"
Banta: "F*** her!"
Santa: "Sach bol, itna time hai kya?"
WIFE drinking WHISKEY,to her husband "TUM kaun ho?"
Husband-Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai Bhaisaab".:p
Gabbar Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi
Nurse: Q mar rahi ho?
Maa boli manhos jab se paida hua hy 1 hee bat puch raha hy
k
"KITNE AADMI THAY"
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Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho.
Srdar: Mood ki aisi ki tesi, bahut tight hai, subah galti se pehen li thi..
Plane catches fire, there r 2 parachutes
Santa & Banta take 1 each
Santa: "What abt the air hostess?"
Banta: "F*** her!"
Santa: "Sach bol, itna time hai kya?"
WIFE drinking WHISKEY,to her husband "TUM kaun ho?"
Husband-Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai Bhaisaab".:p
Gabbar Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi
Nurse: Q mar rahi ho?
Maa boli manhos jab se paida hua hy 1 hee bat puch raha hy
k
"KITNE AADMI THAY"
Sent from BlackBerry® on Airtel
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