Killing English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america .."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us....

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

A very successful Sindhi

A very successful Sindhi parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GTin at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.


As he got out, a truck came along too close to the Sindhi and completely tore
off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the sindhi started
screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up
the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.

After the Sindhi finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you Sindhis are,'
he said. 'You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important things in life.'

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the Sindhi.

The cop replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It
got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!'


'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the sindhi.

'MY ROLEX! IS GONE '