The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that
we don't need to drink
from the same one twice.'
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks
his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'
OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Pakistani and
Bangladeshi.
He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and
Bangladeshi that we don't
need to drink with the same ones twice.'
Balle balle !!!!
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Beer Drinking Session
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Queenslander's pride
A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear. Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are celebrating.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland. Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland boy."
Congratulations are showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH!" are heard. One woman even faints with sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth aren't you? Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks; we were going to call you. So - how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "17 pounds".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Queensland father takes a l-o-n-g s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says .... "Had him circumcised!"
Monday, March 17, 2008
My Tatoo!!!
Larry gets home late one night and his wife...
Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred Euro note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Euro note tattooed on his privates?"
Two...once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three...I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly...instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow 100 Euro anytime you want."
Sunday, March 16, 2008
The Nun in the Rest Room
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revellers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink Sister?"
