Rani Laxmi Bai

.͡▹​ ℜợђ!ƞ! : Every woman is Rani Lakshmibai _ Rani before marriage, Lakshmi after marriage & Bai after having kids :D

Dilemma

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma, actually?"
 
 
He replied, "Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying naked in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other.
Who are you going to turn your back on?

Its a boy

"ITS A BOY" he shouted
"A BOY,
I DON'T BELIEVE IT,
ITS A BOY"
and with tears streaming down his face...
he swore he'd never pick up another hooker in Thailand..

Reporter weeds out!

This is one of those entertaining times when you're watching someone actively putting his foot in it – live.

One of the BBC's top reporters was reporting a marijuana heist and got totally involved in the story…you can guess just how much leg pulling he received after this footage!

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Sardar: Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utaruga.
Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho.

Srdar: Mood ki aisi ki tesi, bahut tight hai, subah galti se pehen li thi..


Plane catches fire, there r 2 parachutes
Santa & Banta take 1 each
Santa: "What abt the air hostess?"
Banta: "F*** her!"

Santa: "Sach bol, itna time hai kya?"



 WIFE drinking WHISKEY,to her husband "TUM kaun ho?"
 Husband-Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai Bhaisaab".:p


Gabbar Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi

Nurse: Q mar rahi ho?

Maa boli manhos jab se paida hua hy 1 hee bat puch raha hy
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"KITNE AADMI THAY"
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