Lucky night

A guy walks into a pub for a drink and finds himself next to an older woman sitting at the counter.

He starts a conversation and she tells him she's sixty two. She looks pretty darn hot for sixty two. She's drinking quite a bit and, while they're chatting, she comes right out and asks him if he's ever had a 'sportsman's double' – a mother and daughter threesome.

He says no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place. She clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:

"Mom! You still awake?"