Ma's opinion

A young indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he's going to get married.

He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over three women this evening. Try and guess which one I'm going to marry!"

"Alright," his mother says.

That evening, the young man brings three beautiful women over to his house and sits them down on the couch. He introduces them to his mother and the women chat for a while.

Meeting over, the girls leave and the young man hurries into the kitchen to his mother. "Okay Ma," he says, "Which one am I going to marry?"

"The one on the right," she replies.

The young man is thrilled. "Wow, that's amazing, Ma! how did you know?"
His mother replies, stone-facedly, "I didn't like her."