Another 40 years

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

"Wow," the woman said. "Good to know!"

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction, a facelift and a tummy tuck. She had someone come in and change her hair colour and even had her eyes and lips done.

After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. But as she was crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving before God, she demanded, " What's the idea? I thought you said I had another 40 years! Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

"Well," God replied, "I didn't recognize you."