Monday, June 08, 2009

Sindhi Divorce

Mother: 'You're divorcing Khishoo? You're divorcing Khishoo??? Are you
going out of your mind?!!'

Daughter: 'But mama, all he wants is anal sex, and my asshole is now the
size of an one Rupee coin when it used to be the size of a tiny 25p coin!!'Mother: 'Chario'(translation - mad), the mother says, 'you are married to a sutto (translation; good)
multi-millionaire businessman from Hang Kang, you live in an 25,000 square ft, 14 bedroom, 17 bathroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari F430 Spider, you get $10,000 a week spending money, you take 6 vacations
a year, and you want to throw all that away for just 75 paise?'

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