Surgeons Conference - I Agree With The 5th One...

Five surgeons are
discussing who has the best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon says,
'I like to see accountants on my operating table because
when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'


The second responds,
'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says,
'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in
alphabetical order.'


The fourth surgeon chimes
in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
would

But the fifth surgeon shut
them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there
are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and
they are
interchangeable'