| A doctor in Dublin wants to get off work and go fishing, so he approaches his assistant to help him out.
"Roger Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of it and take care of all me patients".
"Yes sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day. He asks his assistant: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy tells him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy m'lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir," says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this - and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a gorgeous young woman bursts in, so she does! Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything, including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I've not seen any man!'
"Thunderin' Lord Jesus! Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes, sir!" |
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