1. Scratch and win
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lllardari
Zardari
Mubarak ho, aapka KUTTA nikla hai.
(Congratulations. It's a dog.)
2. Long lines
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
"Did you manage to kill him?" everyone asks.
"No, that line is longer than this one," he replies.
3. Robber meets Zardari
Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari!"
Robber: "Okay. Give me all my money."
4. TV anchor announcement
Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."
5. Postmaster General announcement
To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused as to which side of the stamp to spit on.
6. Genie meets Pakistani
Genie to Pakistani: Order me, my master. What is your wish?
Pakistani to genie: Bring me all the wealth in the Swiss bank.
Genie: I'm a genie, not Zardari.
7. Two dogs
Upset with Zardari, his dog jumped into a dirty sewer.
Said it's not fair for two dogs to live under one roof.
8. Pakistani meets American
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials.
Pakistani: That's nothing. We give them the presidency.
9. Announcement In Zardari's official airplane
Mr. President , We are about to land. Could you please put Sherry Rehman (former Information Minister) in an upright position. Thank you.
lllllllllllll
lllllllllli
llllllllri
lllllari
lllardari
Zardari
Mubarak ho, aapka KUTTA nikla hai.
(Congratulations. It's a dog.)
2. Long lines
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
"Did you manage to kill him?" everyone asks.
"No, that line is longer than this one," he replies.
3. Robber meets Zardari
Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari!"
Robber: "Okay. Give me all my money."
4. TV anchor announcement
Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."
5. Postmaster General announcement
To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused as to which side of the stamp to spit on.
6. Genie meets Pakistani
Genie to Pakistani: Order me, my master. What is your wish?
Pakistani to genie: Bring me all the wealth in the Swiss bank.
Genie: I'm a genie, not Zardari.
7. Two dogs
Upset with Zardari, his dog jumped into a dirty sewer.
Said it's not fair for two dogs to live under one roof.
8. Pakistani meets American
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials.
Pakistani: That's nothing. We give them the presidency.
9. Announcement In Zardari's official airplane
Mr. President , We are about to land. Could you please put Sherry Rehman (former Information Minister) in an upright position. Thank you.
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