Sardar's Slipper Outside a temple

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONE I HAVE SEEN TILL DATE ... Sardar's slippers outside a temple..... ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Friday Funny....... The Cowboy!

--- The   Cowboy!   A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted  wife. She  was a very good-looking  woman and determined to  keep the ranch, but knew very little about   ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch   hand. Two  cowboys applied for the  job. One was gay and the  other a drunk. She thought long and hard  about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire  the gay guy,  figuring it would be safer to have  him around the house than the drunk. He  proved to be a hard worker  who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For   weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was  doing very well. Then  one day, the rancher's  widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the   ranch looks great You should go into town and  kick up your heels.'   The  hired hand readily agreed  and went into town one Saturday  night. One  o'clock came, however, and  he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned   around two-thirty, and upon entering the room,  he found the rancher's  widow sitting by the  fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for   him.. She  quietly called him over to   her. 'Unbutton  my blouse and take it  off,' she said.   Trembling, he did as she   directed. 'Now  take off my  boots.' He did as she asked, ever so   slowly. 'Now   take off my stockings.' He removed each gently  and placed them neatly  by her  boots. 'Now  take off my  skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it,  constantly watching her eyes  in the fire   light. 'Now  take off my  bra.' Again, with trembling hands,  he did as he was told and  dropped it to the   floor.. Then  she looked at him and  said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

Men are like...

Men are like.....

Men are like..... Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.

You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... Computers.

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like..... Coolers.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.

You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Used Cars.

Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like..... Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Government bonds.

They take so long to mature.

Men are like..... High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like..... Weather.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like..... Blenders.

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like..... Cement.

After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.

Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like..... Curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.

If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like..... Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like..... Noodles.

They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.

They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.

The Lucky Frog

A couple of weekends ago, I went  out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green.

I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit. 9 iron."

I looked around and didn't see anyone but the frog. As I looked doubtfully at it, I the creature opened its mouth again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

"You think you can teach me my game?" I asked.

The frog stared balefully at me. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." 

I looked at the frog and decided to prove this it wrong. I put the club away and grabbed a 9 iron. 

Boom!  I hit it the ball  ten inches from the cup.

I was shocked. I turned to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replied, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?" I asked. 

"Ribbit, 3 wood."

I took out a 3 wood, and - boom! A hole in one. I was speechless.

By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life. I asked the frog, "Okay, where to next?"

The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

We went to Las Vegas and I said, "Okay frog, now what?" 

The frog said, "Ribbit. Roulette." 

Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked the frog, "What do you think I  should bet?" 

The frog replied, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." 

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game I figured...what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash came sliding back across the table towards me.

I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." 

The frog replied,"Ribbit. Kiss me."

I figured why not, since after all the frog had done for me, it deserved this small favour.

I leaned forward, and with a kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous girl!

...and that is how the girl ended up in my room, Elin. So help me God, or my name is not Tiger Woods!"

Orthopaedic surgeon's motorcycle

This supercool bike was built by an orthopedic surgeon. Love the way he's used the limbs and the pelvic bone! :-)