Reporter weeds out!

This is one of those entertaining times when you're watching someone actively putting his foot in it – live.

One of the BBC's top reporters was reporting a marijuana heist and got totally involved in the story…you can guess just how much leg pulling he received after this footage!

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Sardar: Aaj ghar jate hi biwi ki panty utaruga.
Dost: Aaj bade mood me ho.

Srdar: Mood ki aisi ki tesi, bahut tight hai, subah galti se pehen li thi..


Plane catches fire, there r 2 parachutes
Santa & Banta take 1 each
Santa: "What abt the air hostess?"
Banta: "F*** her!"

Santa: "Sach bol, itna time hai kya?"



 WIFE drinking WHISKEY,to her husband "TUM kaun ho?"
 Husband-Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai Bhaisaab".:p


Gabbar Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi

Nurse: Q mar rahi ho?

Maa boli manhos jab se paida hua hy 1 hee bat puch raha hy
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"KITNE AADMI THAY"
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Father of my kids...

I think you are the FATHER of one of my kids....
Man - Oh my GOD !!
R u Mrs Gupta ?
R u Mrs Sharma ?
R u Mrs Chopra ?
......Lady in Total confusion......
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No, Sir i am the class teacher of UR SON :)

Chines company in India

Mr Chong Chu from China and Mr Mao Tiya from Taiwan came to India to do business. They studied the market, the location and overall viability. All studies showed it would be a flourishing business........
They invested Millions of dollars in setting it up.
Now they have no business and are wondering what went wrong????......??

They named their firm - CHU TIYA & Co.

3 tough mice...

‎3 mice in a pub having debating about who is the hardest mouse.

1st mouse says, "I am, I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room"

2nd mouse says: "Oh yeah!? I get rat poison, crush it into powder & snort it!"

3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, "Where are you going?" ask the other two. "Home to F**K the Cat !!"