Four Cats -------------!!...it is a nice one really... worth reading...anil

 

....dedicated to all them hard working, under appreciated/paid & much maligned government workers everywhere! A Little humor to brighten your day. It did mine. The Four Cats� Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.� The first man was an Engineer,� The second man was an Accountant,� The third man was a Chemist, and� The fourth man was a Government Employee.� To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'� T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.� Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.� But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,� 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'� Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.� Everyone agreed that was good.� But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'� Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.� Everyone agreed that was pretty good.� Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'� The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'� CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......� Ate the cookies........� Drank the milk.......� S**t on the paper.......� Screwed the other three cats.......� Claimed he injured his back while doing so........� Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......� Put in for Workers Compensation................and� Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............� AND THAT MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE� �WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!