What Do You Do After You Retire?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. 

We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' 

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. 

I called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. 

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home. 

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.