I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than merely a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day this 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in complete shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
Stunned, I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened it and headed straight towards my car.
Good lord! My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law embraced me and said, 'We're so happy that you passed our little test - we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!
Moral of the story
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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