Saturday, March 07, 2009

Mensa's new words - superb!

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered from a real word. Some are terrifically innovative!

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly

Bozone (n.)

The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future

Cashtration (n.)

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time

Giraffiti

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

Hipatitis

Terminal coolness

Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer

Decafalon (n.)

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you

Glibido

All talk and no action

Dopeler Effect

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.)

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web

Beelzebug (n.)

Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out

Caterpallor (n.)

The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating

And the one you'll probably be using the most:

Ignoranus

A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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