HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: Sure, you’ll have the pleasure, but what’s in it for me?
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I don’t know…I must have been given your share.
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I'm planning to have a headache this weekend.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay….Get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Could I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you have one of your own?
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, just plain bad luck.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down.
HE: Shall we go and see a movie?
SHE: I've seen them all.
HE: You’ve seen ALL the movies?
SHE: Yep. I’m a big movie buff.
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