Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Of Come-ons and Turn-downs

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: Sure, you’ll have the pleasure, but what’s in it for me?

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I don’t know…I must have been given your share.

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry, I'm planning to have a headache this weekend.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay….Get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Could I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you have one of your own?

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, just plain bad luck.

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes. That’s why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down.

HE: Shall we go and see a movie?

SHE: I've seen them all.

HE: You’ve seen ALL the movies?

SHE: Yep. I’m a big movie buff.

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