Proof - reading

Proof-reading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Check out these newspaper headlines – ha ha!





Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter


Came back to finish the job, eh?






Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says



No, really? You think?







Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers



That’s right! Mow them all down!







Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



Some guys really go out of their way, huh?







Miners Refuse To Work After Death



Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!







Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant



Yep…see if that works any better than a fair trial







War Dims Hope For Peace



I can see where it might have that effect!







If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



Ya think?!







Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures



Really? Who would have thought!







Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



Yeah, they may be on to something!







Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!







Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge



He probably IS the battery charge!







New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group



Weren't the first one fat enough?!







Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft



Told ya not to eat those beans!







Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



Do they taste like chicken?







Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half



Chainsaw Massacre all over again!







Hospitals Sued By 7 Foot Doctors



Boy, are they tall!







And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



What a discovery!