Taxi Driver!!!

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look man, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The bewildered passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

"Sorry” the driver sighed. “It's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last twenty-five years.”