A new Army Captain is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant says, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly the camel."
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain begins to have his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
The Captain places a ladder against the camel's, climbs up it, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'That was amazing! Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir," the Sergeant replies 'They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.'
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