Friday, July 03, 2009

Sardarji returns

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

 

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

 

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

 

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

 

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

 

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

 

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay... Bombay"

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

 

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

 

Sardar:Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

(Had never thought of it)

 

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is Orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE


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