Oye balle balle!

Sardar and the Police

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hun!

Sardar and Home

Man: Sardarji, aapko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas jaake baithh jaata hun.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun!

Sardar and Prayer

A sardar prays daily for two hours: "He Vahe Guru, meri lottery laga de."
11 years of praying later, an annoyed Vahe Guru appears and says,"Khoti de puttar, ek vari ticket to le le!"

Sardar and Hitler

 

Hitler: There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary.
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na!"