Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around at a supermarket, when they collide.
Old timer : 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
Young guy : 'That's okay. That's a coincidence, though I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
Old timer : 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
Young guy : 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
Old timer : 'Doesn't matter - let's look for yours.'
Old timer : 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
Young guy : 'That's okay. That's a coincidence, though I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
Old timer : 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
Young guy : 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
Old timer : 'Doesn't matter - let's look for yours.'
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